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04-05-2012 07:40 PM #111
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Gửi bởi zukov
Hoạt ngôn bồm bộp là bác KÔP ZU
Tài lẻ lu bù vưỡn là ZÚ KỘP!
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04-05-2012 07:47 PM #112
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Khiếp quá hôm này trời không mưa mà cóc ở đâu sổng chuồng đông thế nhỉ
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04-06-2012 08:30 AM #113
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Tôi thấy bài này cũng vui vui, post lên để cả nhà tham khảo cho vui. Have a nice weekend.
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.
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04-06-2012 10:40 AM #114
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bác tuấn cũng vui quá cơ
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04-06-2012 05:52 PM #115
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Có chuyện nào hay post tiếp anh Tuấn ơi
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04-07-2012 02:30 PM #116
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dạo này các bác thích đọc truyện thế, e vẫn thích ngồi nghe các bác ngồi trực tiếp "chém"cơ
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04-07-2012 05:48 PM #117
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Oài. Có một ngày k online mà các Bác nhà mình xôm quá. Hú hú. Vui quá các bác nhẩy, mà cái bác kốp làm thơ hay phết nhỉ. Chắc ngày xưa khổ vì nhiêu cô yêu lắm đây. Hehe
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04-07-2012 06:39 PM #118
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Gửi bởi haticc
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04-08-2012 01:42 PM #119
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Gửi bởi Jeu*
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04-08-2012 02:04 PM #120
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Tôi thấy bài này cũng vui vui, post lên để cả nhà tham khảo cho vui. Have a nice weekend.
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini skirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lord... And behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.[/QUOTE]
Thanks bác chủ, bài viết hay nhất câu kết.
Cu giả rung thụt được làm hoàn toàn bằng chất liệu silicon y tế cao cấp có độ mền mịn, với một thiết kế giống như là một dương vật thật của các quý ông có các đường gân nổi quanh âm đạo có thể kích...
Buoi giả gắn tường rung ngoáy tít mù cho Eva lên đỉnh